Train Of Thought: Status: Derailed

asylum-art:

Invitation to an Area night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Area was open from 1983 to 1987

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

tagged by green-alyssum

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 16 people to do this as well.

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage = Water

2. last phone call = My father

3. last text message = Jaybird - (sunflowerasylum)

4. last song you listened to = Renovation - PhemieC

5. last time you cried = eh.. last night.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = yes

7. been cheated on = yes

8. kissed someone & regretted it = no

9. lost someone special = yes

10. been depressed = yes

11. been drunk and threw up = ys

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

purple, black, green

LAST YEAR (2013), DID YOU:

15. Make a new friend = yes

16. Fall out of love = no

17. Laugh until you cried = yes

18. Meet someone who changed you = no

19. Find out who your true friends are = i already knew

20. Find out someone was talking about you = no

21. Kiss anyone on your FB friend’s list = yes

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = I have no idea, i never really go on facebook anymore.

24. Do you have any pets = Two cats, Sin (or Schrodinger we call him both) and Pounce DeLeon

25. Do you want to change your name = Yeah, but i mean TO WHAT

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Well, didnt do much, but i went out for dinner to a really really good restaurant and went to FL Supercon the next weekend so. that was cool.

27. What time did you wake up today =  around 8.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Playing Magic the Gathering 

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = When I get my Ford Escape probably next month UGH

30. Last time you saw your Mother = Yesterday

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Quite a bit, to be honest, but if I could only change one thing, It would be my job. i would change it to “Getting Paid $1,000,000 a year just for being alive” or “Powerful Emperor of a Distant World”

32. What are you listening to right now = 

✞ЯфPKiLLΔZ - Morena

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? =  yes

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = my lack of coffee.  

35. Most visited webpage = Tumblr or Netflix

37. Nickname = I don’t know you’d have to ask my friends.

38. Relationship Status = in a relationship

39. Zodiac sign = Cancer

40. Pronouns? = He/His

41. Elementary = U.B.K.

42. High School = Wellington High School

43. College/University = Palm Beach State

44. Hair color = dirty blonde

45. Long or short = long

46. Height = 5”7”

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = like too many someones

48. What do you like about yourself? my eyes

50. Tattoos = none YET, though I have a bunch that I want to get

51. Righty or lefty = right handed

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery = soft tissue repair in my right shoulder

53. First piercing = N/A

54. First best friend = Robert Dugger, gods rest our souls XD

55. First sport you joined = Soccer or baseball cant remember 

56. First vacation =  Northfield, New Jersey

58. First pair of trainers = idk what these are

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = nope

60. Drinking = yup

61. I’m about to = take a shower

62. Listening to = “Secrets For Nicotine” 

63. Waiting for = coffee to brew

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? = eh. i dont think so. im not really a kid person. maybe one day though.

65. Get Married? = maybe 

66. Career? = X-ray Tech

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes  = eyes

68. Hugs or kisses = i… cannot say. kisses probably 

69. Shorter or taller = idgaf

70. Older or Younger = ??? for what

71. Romantic or spontaneous = both would be nice

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = why the hell would i choose?

73. Sensitive or loud = both lol

74. Hook-up or relationship = :/ idk. either or.  

75. Trouble maker or hesitant = I am a hesitant troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger = yesss.

77. Drank hard liquor = many 

78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes

79. Sex on first date = ehhhhhhhh„, yeah 

80. Broke someone’s heart = I think so. man now i feel bad.

81. Had your own heart broken = yes

82. Been arrested = ‘Detained’

83. Turned someone down = yes

84. Cried when someone died = yeah..

85. Fallen for a friend = yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = i exist im pretty sure. well… i mean….yeah, im pretty sure. 

87. Miracles = *shrug shrug*

88. Love at first sight = yeah sure whatever

89. Heaven = :/ no

90. Santa Claus = Hell naw man who belie- FUCK YES I BELIEVE IN SANTA KLAUS MOTHERFUCKER WHO DO YOU THINK I AM A HEATHEN??? but no. no santa. only disappointment.

91. Kiss on the first date = yeah if ye want

92. Angels = nohp. 

tagging 16 people:

whateverfloatsyourgoatsman
magicalgirlwandamaximoff
shtiyajust4you
sunflowerasylum
molten-heart
chachaego
pallor
fandomandrandom
actually-your-senpai
brou150
nepie
deforest
-rainbowkitty
natred106
misterjackharkness
an-english-nerd
 

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

nitrogen:

(18+)

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

dontbearuiner:

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST FOR MONTHS.